me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
That’s actually really low of you.
- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
Guess I’m going to start taking these pills again so my parents will actually have a normal conversation with me for once
if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve