biancaxxxx:

imsoshive:

dirtyymindofagoodgirll:

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

What does this response mean?

mancala

I’m fucking dead

(Source: wzrdkelley, via bitingandscratching)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr, via bitingandscratching)

That’s actually really low of you.

uncontrasted:

I’m mostly sad and I don’t really know why

(via inspiring)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

Guess I’m going to start taking these pills again so my parents will actually have a normal conversation with me for once

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via rideorrrdie69)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via rsleazzz)